To end this week on a happy note, I present you the most recent Theoisms as of late because are they ever fabulous.
"How old are you?"
"I two and grandma's old."
(How he sings the Sesame Street song. All at top volume, all at the same pitch.)
"NEIGHBORS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOOOOOD! NEIGHBORS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOOOOOD! NEIGHBORS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOOOOOD!"
"Oh look Mom! Dat widdle girl's selling remenraid!"
Shopping at Target, going up and down the aisles. Whenever I'd put something in the cart:
"You buying pizza Mom? I LOVE PIZZA!"
"You buying bread Mom? I LOVE BREAD!"
"You buying milk Mom? I LOVE MILK! COW MILK! SO TASTY!"
In line at Trader Joe's and Theo is flirting with woman behind us. I ask, "Are you being silly?" "No Mom, I just admiring that lady."
After his bath:
"Daddy? I mommy's tiny angel!"
We go to Dunkin' Donuts sometimes as a special treat and always get Theo a few Munchkins.
"I want a black donut! Look Daddy I lick it like a popscicle!"
We have a whole wall of windows in our dining room so as we eat together at night we see a lot of animals in our back yard nibbling on the lawn.
"Awww, look at the tiny bunny! He eating his salad!"
His new favorite thing to do with us in the mornings (he comes to get me at 1:10)
I can't even possibly express how much I love him.